WHISKEY DIET

I am so in love and happy.

Hi I’m Shadia, and I really want some soup.

I'm Shadia .
I keep forgetting that I'm 17 now. I like pizza, assorted alcohol, terrible puns, and about 3 people. I waste money on the stupidest things, like giant cups and titty magazines. I have a wonderful boyfriend, we make up stupid jokes and he calls me baby and I call him moon pie. I think Frasier Crane is the cleverest man alive. One time me and my best friend put on music at a party, and everyone left the room. I don't have as many problems as I used to think I did.
I'm happy to just shut the fuck up and be happy.